I was Googling something about dog training and behaviour last night and I came across this...well, I don't rightly know what it is. A journal entry? It hardly counts as an article. Anyhow, upon reading this, I laughed so hard I was crying. Its as though whomever wrote it, put it through an automatic translating or thesaurus machine of some kind. In any event, you simply MUST read it. Enjoy.
Be One With the PuppyNow, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to locomote over to the life room and cognize that I should knit a clip.